Hi babies ☀️

I thought it would be cool if I did a post on the 50 things I would tell me 14 year old self if I had the chance. Seeing as I wasn’t a smart 14 year old, this might be interesting. 🌝

  1. Stay away from boys!
  2. Don’t cry so much.
  3. When people talk about you behind your back don’t even pay any mind to them because you find out that they aren’t exactly saints later on.
  4. Don’t do what others tell you to do.
  5. When you are pressured into doing drugs at 16 say no, it sucks.
  6. Don’t let what people say change how you feel about yourself.
  7. Be nicer to your brother, he might turn out to be less of a jerk.
  8. When your mom starts a fight  with you don’t entertain it.
  9. Don’t let that jerky guy take advantage of you.
  10. Don’t know if I should give you a list of the boys you shouldn’t date but just don’t date any of them.
  11. Practice walking in high heels, you’re gonna wish you knew how to when you’re 18.
  12. Embrace your weirdness, people actually start to like you for it.
  13. Afrikaans people aren’t all Satan.
  14. Eat as many twinkies as you can, you don’t have access to them in the near future.
  15. Don’t overfeed Senpai.
  16. Give him loads of exercise.
  17. Orgasms will be blessing soon don’t worry, but it won’t be from guys. Left is best.
  18. Bleach your hair! You won’t regret it!
  19. Don’t miss out on your matric farewell, you will regret it.
  20. Go to every party you are invited to, they actually end up being fun and you missed out.
  21. Get your learners done ASAP.
  22. Be really nice to the mean girls, they are fake af and will appreciate your falseness.
  23. Quit smoking!!
  24. When nice guys ask you out don’t say no coz they don’t like rock music.
  25. Don’t do stupid stuff to make people think you’re deep and tortured!!!
  26. When you open that Biology text book in grade 11 don’t switch to geography.
  27. Take art instead of tourism.
  28. Actually finish the paintings you start.
  29. Draw more, it will pay off. You have a secret talent.
  30. Also you will be a great poet, practice.
  31. Your essays in future are fire but use synonyms please. They make everything better.
  32. Stay away from vodka and don’t take more than 3 shots of Stroh Rum!
  33. Don’t put off celebrating sabbats. 
  34. Meditate and take it seriously please.
  35. Don’t buy shoes that are too big.
  36. Don’t be friends with anyone, wait for Clarissa she’s coming.
  37. Stop manipulating people, it’s bad.
  38. Don’t convince yourself that you like certain boys cause you feel like you should.
  39. Don’t get into fights, it’s unladylike.
  40. Skate! You will get good if you just stop letting people explain how to do it. General knowledge girl!
  41. Don’t put that beautiful brain to waste.
  42. Get as many piercings as you want and dye your hair cool colours.
  43. Take loads of selfies, you look good. 
  44. Lose the fringe, your hair will look cool when it’s all long.
  45. Don’t cut that fringe in matric!!
  46. Squat challenges are not needed, you don’t need some boy telling you your ass is too flat, it’s cute.
  47. Eat anything and everything.
  48. Sex isn’t that great. Wait till you’re out of school okay, it will save you a lot of trouble.
  49. Get a good skin care routine.
  50. Wear crop tops! You’re not too skinny and you’re a grunge queen!

I think that basically covers most of it and I wish that I would have been smarter back then, but no regrets! 🤘🏼🤘🏼

Blessed be, witchies 🔮

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